The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.Chuck PalahniukInvisible Monsters, 1999
This week in hacking, car theft and roses.

Anyway, so my Kia Sedona was broken into last night. Bitches took my socks, but left my purse. Smarties.

The other day, I was watching that conference that Weev did while high on LSD, and aside from his incoherent spluttering, it did make sense. http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=40904 “We don’t really have to hide out any more and act like we’re not Blackhats… There’s really no way we can get caught.” *Applause*. Flutter.

And, if I’m being honest here, http://ha.ckers.org/ is the most informative shit on the planet right now. If you don’t get any of the last two paragraphs of this - which, let’s be honest, nobody will anyway - I’ll move on.

I’m very happy to say that I did in fact get a rose on V day. Yeah. From Foyles the book store. There really is no better way of shouting HEY, I’M A LOSER. The store clerk said, “We’re doing a promotion. Because you’ve spent over (ridiculous sum of money) on books, you can choose a rose from this vase.” And I welled up a little was completely unmoved and took it, in spite of the goddamn awful pain that came from me not realising they hadn’t de-thorned it. I’ll probably marry a book store some day.

Anyway,

Bye.